El bizarro mundo de las marmotas "around the world"

Iba a escribir otra cosa, y buscando una buena imagen me encontré con este foro en el que un gobierno de un país que no conozco le vende marmotas a otros gobiernos que menos conocía... es algo realmente extraño, en los lugares que pueden haber marmotitas:

"We the people of Meldaria have recently come across an amount of 157 wild injured marmots, they have been rehabilitated, but are no longer fit to survive in the wild due to domestication occuring. Please fill out these order forms below. Marmots eat various grasses, berries and other vegatables including carrots. Please supply them with a forest type enviroment with various plants and grasses, and a pond for them to drink from. Please don't put anything other than marmots with them in their enviroment. Marmots are very rare. (Except in meldaria) They are indigenous to few countries Meldaria being one of them.Here is a picture of what our marmots generally look like."

Y nada más ver los compradores, casi me caigo de la silla:

Name of Country: The Incorporated States of The Blackhelm ConfederacyName of Purchaser: Lucretia GoldwaterType of use planned for marmots: ExhibitionNumber of Marmots wanted: 6Knowledge of Marmots: NoneMarmot Expert Name: -Type of enviroment and food planned to use for Marmots: Small forest with pond, berries, carrots, and grassesName of Zoo/Or Other Purpose Business Name: The Paradise City Zoo

Name of Country: Sporiana

Name of Purchaser: Bill WillisType of use planned for marmots: 5 for zoo, 5 as pets for the King,

Number of Marmots wanted: 10Knowledge of Marmots: Barely, but experts will be at both the palace and zooMarmot

Expert Name:many

Type of enviroment and food planned to use for Marmots: A giant dome full of berry bushes, tall grass, and trees. Vegatables will be fed to them daily. (Both the palace and zoo.)Name of Zoo/Or Other Purpose Business Name: Flannigan zoo.

¿De dónde salieron estos países? ¿Y ahí viven marmotas?